Shady Move

Relocating a pet to Taiwan is so troublesome - and scary! If I do not have all the documents prepared Shady will be in trouble:

(From Taiwan Pet Import Rules)
..."The dog or cat without an original veterinary certificate issued by the animal quarantine authority of exporting country shall be re-exported or destroyed..."

Destroyed?! How can they destroy this: (!)

Incompatible

My BFF and I are not compatible with our significant others. At least not according to our astrological sign pairings.

In a nutshell:
Gemini (me): witty, restless, frivolous, lack of firm goal - FUN
Taurus (hubby): simple, practical, orderly, lack of complexity - BORING

"The attraction of a Gemini to the Taurus can be strangely compelling, but the
fundamental differences will require some work if the relationship is to survive
long..It is not an easy match..."

We are doomed.

Food Pyramid

I took a trip to Trader Ho's today and below are my purchases:


We gotta eat our 5 food groups right?
1) Bread, Cereal, Rice and Pasta Group: Multi-grain Pita Chips
2) Vegetable Group: Veggie Root Chips
3) Fruit Group: Citrus Gum Drops & Chocolate covered Powerberries
4) Milk, Yogurt, & Cheese Group: Raspberry & Vanilla Cream Bars
5) Meat, Poultry, Fish, Dry Beans, Eggs & Nuts Group: Malted Milk Eggs, Nutty Bits
6) *Use Sparingly Group - Fats, Oils & Sweets: NADA!

Who doesn't love shopping healthy at Trader Ho's?

Haribo Attack

I have an urgent craving for gummies. I am seriously contemplating on ordering some from Amazon. They sell 5 lb bags! Check out this 5 lb bag of "techno gummies":


How awesome is that. I want to order a pack of each kind so I could be surrounded by gummies and eat them while I watch the new 90210. Wishful thinking. I only have gummy vitamins at home and I'm not sure how healthy it would be to eat them as haribo gummies. My godson's house is full of gummies because his father is a candy addict. He has a candy bin right next to the couch! Hmmm.. time for a visit.

Save the Date

My BFF's "Save the Date" card came in the mail last week! I love the simple knot design and curry yellow envelope. Check out the vintage stamps as well:


I can't wait for her and her fiance to tie the knot. She is going to be the cutest, little bride ever!

Girlfriends are forever

It was yet another lazy Sunday afternoon spent with my godson and his mama today. I haven't seen him for at least two weeks and I swear, he has grown! He's the cutest baby ever. As we sat outside Fantasia chatting over tea, two old, shriveled up trannies walked by us in super high heels - one in tight black leggings and the other in daisy duke jean shorts. We've seen a lot of douchebags and nasty women at Santana Row, but never this! It was a total shocker. We were speechless.

I love spending time with my godson and his mama. Sometimes, I can totally understand why women become lesbians. We just understand each other a lot more than the opposite sex - and we are a lot cleaner! I miss being in the honeymoon period when I actually thought I was "special". No, it's not even that time of the month. I'm sending my love to all my girlfriends because they are the best! Girlfriends (and diamonds) are forever.

Food Revolution

Americans are dying from obesity! I watched Jamie Oliver's new reality show "Food Revolution" tonight and it was so saddening to see what little kids in America are eating at school these days. It is even more saddening to see that a BRITISH person is trying to make changes for the kids and not an American. This is America's food supply:


Although I must admit, there are many items above that I do enjoy myself, Jamie Oliver is right. America is in need of a Food Revolution.

Three's Company

I am babysitting my cousin's pup Purcell for the next 2 weeks. Taking care of two doggies is a lot of work! See what a pig Shady is:



And look how messy they are:

Old Skool

I was rummaging through some old stuff, trying to donate what I can, and found a few vintage items. Check out this old skool camera:



There's even a roll of film in there. I wonder if it can still be developed. I think it is from 1988 or so.

My BFF and I used to collect rocks and geodes. Read her blog to see how nerdy we were. I can't seem to find my rock collection. Boo. I have to dig deeper.

Oh and I finally finished the hubby's online traffic school exam. I got 94%. I was hoping for 100%. Reviewing all the traffic guidelines just confirmed that I have road rage. I cuss and stare vehemently at every stupid driver who does me wrong.

"Precious"

Finally, it is out on DVD. I've netflixed it and cannot wait until it is delivered to my home. I am scared of Mo'Nique. She is one scary motha in that movie - at least from the preview. In real life, she's pretty scary too. I think she needs electrolysis. Speaking of Hollywood, I can't believe Jesse James cheated on Sandra. So sad. I thought they were truly in love. What a douchebag!

Nothing going on these past few days. Still recovering from my cold. I am craving an in-n-out burger...mmm...maybe watching "Precious" will curb my craving.



Shady craving a burger as well..