Attack of the Munchies

Lately, I've had the attack of the munchies. I cannot stop eating! Please someone, help me! Send me to a food addiction center. I beg of you. I was once told by an ex-supervisor that I looked like Bridget Jones. At that time, I was a bit chunkier so I can see why she thought so. Sadly, I'm starting to feel like I'm molding into her again. I'm an asian Bridget Jones!