Handicapped

I cut myself trying to open a jar of strawberry jam last night - it was already opened halfway but somehow, the top of the jar cracked and as I was turning the cap, I scraped my thumb against the broken glass.. and then I felt pain... and saw blood.. and almost fainted. Ughhhh My hubby is going to divorce me if my thumb falls off! I'm no longer going to be perfect! Booo... (Oh wait, I think it's the opposite way around. If he loses any body parts, I will leave him because I'm superficial like that). Being handicapped SUCKS. I had to throw away the jar of jam because of the broken pieces of glass that fell into it. I didn't get to eat my PB&J sandwich! I hate everyone.