I chatted with the BFF until 4 am this morning. Some topics included: Tiger Woods and sex addiction, our weirdness, Jimmy Kimmel's handsome men's club, penises, our love of Paris and hate of United States, non marriage material, male crushes, our awesomeness, what great catches we are.. and I can't remember what else. I specifically remember Tiger Woods and sex addiction though. What IS that? I mean, is it really that hard to keep a penis in its place? The doctor who came up with this diagnosis must have been male.
2 comments:
control your dicks, people.
holy crap, that booby wallpaper is amazing. i want it.
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